…And with that, we’re off to Bordeaux for a week. We’ll bring you back some cheap plonk and a beret.
Archive for September, 2005
Fat dancers anonymous
September 22, 2005Bob Dylan again?
September 20, 2005Q: Why, when I set my ipod to ‘shuffle’, do the songs not play at random? I seem to hear the same artists over and over again.
A: It’s because the songs are playing at random.
Damn you maths! You have foiled me again.
It’s all explained at Wired News.
Forgive us father…
September 20, 2005Madonna has revealed the artwork for her new album – but which of these two is the real thing?
(Thanks to popjustice for making us laugh)
(Click on either image to enlarge it)
Forgive us father…
September 20, 2005Madonna has revealed the artwork for her new album – but which of these two is the real thing?
(Thanks to popjustice for making us laugh)
(Click on either image to enlarge it)
What’s in the box?
September 16, 2005What could it be? Joey’s poreclain dog? Phoebe’s guitar? Or… erm, the box that Chandler hid inside during “The One With Chandler In A Box”?
You’ll only find out if you win: 4 days left to go!
The Franz allude to it in their new single: ‘Do you wanna go where I never let you before?’
Now Rachel Stevens (Rachel Stevens!) is at it, too. Her next record, “I Said Never Again” boasts:
It’s two weeks later
I feel such a traitor
Oh, I let you in my back door
We never pictured Rachel as being into that sort of thing. After all, she stormed off TV last week after being asked to play a game of “Creamy Muck Muck”.
What’s that? Oh…
Revolutionary or ridiculous?
September 16, 2005What the…?! That’s really the only response to Nintendo’s new controller. Well, that or: “Wait a minute, that’s a remote control. How do you play the games?”
Well, the main controller is motion sensitive. Tilt it, and your movement will be replicated on-screen. It’s got the usual array of buttons on the face, and a trigger at the back. The analogue stick, called a “nunchuck” is an add-on, which should provide mouse-style movement for shooting games.
Unveiled at the Tokyo Game Show yesterday, its got to be a massive risk for Nintendo. The company famously wants to expand gaming beyond the traditional geeky boundaries — see the stylus-controlled DS for proof. But will non-gamers be seduced by the new controller simply because it looks familiar? And will current gaming freaks give up the stunning graphics (but questionable gameplay) of the new Xbox and Playstation in favour of something new?
Certainly, peripherals like Eyetoy and Donkey Konga show that you can persuade gamers and non-gamers to get together and play if you offer them something new and innovative. Imagine using this controller as a virtual golf-club, or a conductor’s baton. That’s the sort of thing that can get the entire family to gather round the TV, making Nintendo’s “Revolution” a lifestyle purchase, rather than a boy’s toy.
Ultimately, however, Nintendo will live or die by this console. They’ve already lost their predominant place in the games market to Sony and Microsoft. If no-one buys into the concepts behind the Revolution it could spell disaster for the company. Luckily, gaming magazines who’ve had the chance to try out the new console seem to love it. The much-respected Edge has already branded the controller “one of the most streamlined, classic and neatly designed… seen so far in videogaming.”
Consider my Xbox pre-order cancelled.
Had I ever pre-ordered one.
And I didn’t.
Crime, genetalia, urine
September 15, 2005Car thieves in Manchester, for example, have taken to dumping cigarette butts in stolen cars before they abandon them. “Suddenly the police have 20 potential people in the car,” according to an expert interviewed in New Scientist.
So far, none of the thugs have hired Quentin Tarantino to direct a special blood-soaked, expletive-filled, happy slap – but surely it’s only a matter of time.
Got Wood?
September 14, 2005Everyone’s favourite hobbit, Elijah Wood, is so studly and hetero that he loves people to call him gay. He even “likes to surf the Web and look at doctored photos that put him in compromising positions with men,” he tells MSNBC. Which doesn’t sound like the sort of thing a gay person would do at all.
Wood even lets slip that his favourite website is called “Elijah Wood Is Very, Very Gay”.
All of which kind of makes this picture of his gurning face poking out of a giant balsa-wood vagina all the more disturbing.
Or desperate to make a point… You decide.
Bits and pieces
September 14, 2005The workshop will consist of a five minute lecture entitled “What to do when your band replaces you with a randomly generated series of clicks and bleeps”, followed by the video for My Iron Lung.
Porn Star or Pop Star
Anyway, we saw her last gig at the Camden Forum in 1998, and it was superb – particularly the 15 minute acoustic set, stuffed with songs that have never been released. So we can recommend this one, too. She clearly needs to get out of the house more.
Tacky marriage special
September 14, 2005We do not endorse Jordan, Hello Magazine, Peter André or slaggy chip shop weddings in any way. However, there is one burning question that needs to be asked: How big is the toilet roll Jordan’s hiding underneath her dress?