From Bolshevism to… this?

Do you think that, when Trotsky founded the Red Army, he ever envisaged the day they would end up accompanying a lesbian pop group in a musical gesture of solidarity with mainland Europe, alongisde a tank that had been painted lurid pink?

Tatu two to you on youtube

At the bottom of the post you will find the new video from Russian pretend lesbians and Eurovision also-rans t.A.T.u.

Before we begin, let’s see how it fares against the band’s patented “shocking video” checklist:

Well, everything seems to be in order. Let’s have a look:

t.A.T.u. – White Robe

What a load of shit, eh readers?

That’s entertainment

If your male friends mysteriously start signing up to be escorts, this is why.

Popjustice are banging on about the new tATu video (right click and select ‘save target as’ to download it to your hard drive). Personally, we think it’s trying just a little bit too hard. Why not go and look at the “Joining A Fanclub” video from Japanese girl band Puffy Amiyumi instead? It’s cheaper, sweeter, and the song’s better, too.

Heidi Klum will host the German version of America’s Next Top Model. German stylists have already begun to stockpile hair clippings in case she needs a weave to rival Tyra’s.

This boring blog article about Mariah Carey is much enlivened by the bitchy gossip in the comments field. “More butterflies! Mariah loves butterflies!”

Oh, and if you’re in London, Goldfrapp are doing an in-store performance and album signing session at the Virgin Megastore in Oxford Street on Monday. See you there!